#welp u done it kid

[fashionteahouse]

Could you please do a Paul x reader where he is constantly trying to get her pregnant and when he does she’s absolutely miserable and is grumpy and mean to everyone and Paul is like welp I won’t be doing that again🤷🏻‍♂️😂

idk if this request have been done b4 💜 hope u enjoy :)

fourfiveseconds - paul x reader

Being assaulted by the morning light, Paul awoke and next was assaulted by a scent next to him. Not bothering to open his closed eyes, he decided to let his nose follow it. Jerking from the jolt he caused from the spot near your jaw, you turn to meet his lips that were waiting for you.

Sliding you over on him, whispering his begs for you to ride him was planted in your ear. Gripping each other's flesh, you both were gone. High off of the sexual tingles that rippled through each other's bodies. Grinding in circles, back and forth, and sometimes wildly, Paul kept a good grip on you. Shaking from the small climax, he sits up as you place your hands behind you on his knees, rubbing your body forward to reach all of him. One hand is behind the nape of your neck, lips are close to your ear as he sensually convinces you let him unload in you. You were enjoying yourself but not that much, making a noise to disagree. His load goes into his hand.

The weather was cold but it didn't stop the mission. In the backseat as he glosses his fingers with the natural lubricant from your insides, one hand is on your belly as he caresses it. As you sink in him, he tells you how beautiful you would look swollen with his kids. You almost gave in but the white substance was later spilled into saved paper towels in the glove compartment.

The same devilish voice is crystal clear as your head is rocking back and forth. Your legs are tight around his waist as he thrusts forward. Holding onto him for dear life, he pounds in you on the counter top. Slowing down the rhythm before you're close, the voice asks you if you want to let him make you the mother of his children. Yes's are said as he makes you beg, just like he was begging you.

Your hands stayed on your round swollen belly. Paul for the most part looked proud, proud of his accomplishment of starting a family. You on the other hand, were annoyed by everything. You made sure to voice it and act on it with your actions.

Agreeing to come over Sam and Emily's, you stayed in the kitchen to help her out with dinner for everyone.

Paul wanted to help you with dinner, feeling like you should take it easy. Tearing the meat out of the package, you take a sniff and groan, "That really stinks."

Paul takes a sniff and finds nothing wrong with the scent, telling you, "It's fine."

After the preparation of the meat, you snatch it from him and start to cook it in the pan. Paul still offers your help, asking which items you are done with so he can either throw it away or put it away.

"You're in the way." you make it known to him, agitated and feeling like he was slowing you down.

"I'm helping you out." he tells you as he stirs something on the hot stove, but you snatch the wooden spoon from him and stir it yourself.

"It's rude to snatch." he tells you as you rudely nudge him out of the way to have more room.

"Y/N, you think we could have cookies for dessert?" Embry comes in the kitchen to ask.

"Maybe if you quit bothering me. I'm busy." you tell him coldly, feeling hot in the kitchen.

Embry backs off, wondering if it was the way that he said it that made you irritated.

You step back from the stove and look at Paul who's standing there, "Watch the food." you barked at him like an order.

"Please." he reminds you to use the word after telling him to do something.

You instead roll your eyes and groan while sitting in a chair, "I'm about four, five seconds from going crazy. It's so fucking hot." you say in a moody tone. You take your hand and fan the hotness you were feeling in your face, frowning in the process.

"I will turn the air on." Emily pipes up and says, wanting you to feel comfortable.

"I don't get why it isn't turned on when it's time to cook anyway. That doesn't make any sense." you tell her.

Emily takes her eyes off of you and walks to turn the air on the thermostat.

"Y/N, chill out." Paul turns to tell you, catching the fallen look on Emily's face.

"Paul, fuck yourself." you throw back.

"You're being an asshole right now. Calm down." He tells you as he shakes his head.

"Don't tell me to calm down. I'm carrying the extra load. Just like you wanted."

Paul sighs and fully faces you with a hard dominated look, "Don't be like that. Seriously."

You get up with the help of holding onto the chair that you were sitting in, "You can finish dinner. Don't make it disgusting. Make it right." you tell him in a cruel tone as you make your way to join the others in the sitting room.

Paul turns to Emily, "I'm so sorry, Emily." he apologizes for your behavior.

"Oh, it's okay. That doesn't bother me. I know the cause of it so I don't take it personally." Emily says in a carefree tone.

"The cause of it?" he questions.

"She is pregnant so it's normal that she's going to be like that. Her hormones are discombobulated right now." Emily says with a chuckle.

Paul watched the food simmer as he shook his head, "Well, I know for sure after this one, that this is going to be the one and only."

Emily giggles out as Sam comes into the kitchen, "She bullied me out of my seat." he says with great humor. Emily laughs again and revisits Paul's comment by saying, "You will beg her for more eventually."

"Nope. Definitely not doing that again. Should've listened the first time when she didn't want any." Paul finishes as Sam and Emily laugh in sync.

[knwatchesninjago]

S1E7 Tick Tock

*SHARP INHALE*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

THIS EP!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ONCE AGAIN THE ZANE-CENTRIC!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! LOVE THIS SOOOO MUCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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Okay I guess we can start with...

#SiblingBonding

I'm seriously impressed with these teenagers' stamina... like they were running thru deserts, climbing mountains, etc... and here I am... a 15-year-old barely being able to get across my school building to get to class in time. *sigh*

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I really hate this whole 30-image-per-post limit bc i really want to put a buncha screenshots here... but alas...

Here is some cute baby Wu and Garm pics, lol

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And some cute Zane pics!! <333

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ALAS... THE LONG AWAITED PART:

THE CRINGEEEEE!!! I COULDN'T WATCH IT!!! IT WAS SOO CRINGEYYYYYY!!!! 😭😭😭😭

BUt I watched it for y'all...

This was me the entire time ^ (just add more cringe to their expressions)

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I'm not crying... you are...

^Oh my gosh!! They did the Tangled thing!! Lol^

^ The way his face just goes blank 😭 ↓ 

I"M NOT CRYINGGGGG

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I'm not gonna leave this post crying... sooo time to question Ninjago!!! Yay!!!

Uhhhhh.... HOW is this a kid's show???!!?! Lol!!

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I feel u Wu... I miss our little gremlin as well :'(

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Y'alll... this was torture!!!

How could u do this to me?!?! I couldn't see what the messages and activities were bc I was making this post!! Y'allllll 😭

Welp, I'm finally done, lol!! :3

Anyways, I gtg now!! See y'all next time for ep8!!

https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and

[kouchabu-archive]

Koisuru Scramble - Chapter 2

Writer: Nishioka Maiko Translation by: Sophie // Proofread by: Mirei

NOTE: I EXPLICITLY PROHIBIT USAGE OF ANY PART OF MY TRANSLATIONS ON ANYTHING THAT RELATES TO AI.

This story is fully voiced in-game! You should read while listening to it~

Episode 8: After School Rumble!

< A lot of things have happened since then but… one day amidst their normal everyday life— >

Hajime: (Let’s see… Which one of these should I pick…)

(Don’t think of this as just a measly seat change! My beloved comfortable school life lies on this blind draw! Of course I’ll be fired up!)

Airi: He~y. Earth to Hajime~ There are still people waiting behind you, you know? You’re taking this wa~y too seriously.

Hajime: Ah, sorry sorry~ I just don’t know which ones will have good or bad placements, so I'm just at a loss on which one I should pick.

Airi: Well, I feel you~ I wish I’ll get a seat at the very back near the window. Perfect spot for an aftie nap!

Hajime: Aftie nap? Hold up, you’re not planning to live off my notes right before exams again, are you?

Airi: Teehee~ ☆

Hajime: Don’t give me that~ Take your notes properly at least, please.

Airi: Yes ma’am~ But anyway. Go, go! Just pick one already.

Hajime: I can sense an ominous result… Well, whatever.

Hm… Okay, let’s do this one!

Let’s see. Seat number 14…

Number 14… Number 14… Ah, it should be this one. Right beside me is…

Miki: ……

Hajime: (K-Kurose-kun?! Are you kidding me?! Why did I pick a seat beside him, of all places?! What to do… he looks like he’s in a really bad mood. This is awkward…)

……... [ Her gaze is darting all over the place. ]

Miki: ……...

Hajime: (Oh God. Our eyes just met.)

Miki: …… (Glares.)

Hajime: (Eeeek–?! H-He’s so scary! Do you really have to glare at me like that?!)

Miki: What? Quit staring.

Hajime: S-Sorry…

(Ugh. Do I really have to be seatmates with him, of all people?)

(I bumped into him twice the other day because I was so clumsy. I'm sure it left a bad impression on him. And I’m pretty sure he hates me.)

(But now that I remember it, I wasn’t able to properly apologize to him for that, right?)

(Being beside him is the perfect chance to do just that. I wonder if me being seatmates with him is some sort of divine help from God…)

Mm. Okay, let’s do this.

U-Um, Kurose-kun!

Miki: …What?

Hajime: (visibly flinches)

(No, no. Don’t be a coward, self!)

The other day, I… I was so clumsy that I ended up bumping into you twice, so I’m sorry for that. And well, I wasn’t able to properly apologize for that so it always bothered me…

…T-That’s all.

Miki: ……

Hajime: (I’m so ready to be told off but… this silence is so unnerving…)

Miki: Don’t mention it. I mean, I have my own share of carelessness too, so, my bad, I guess...

Hajime: Huh…?

(Um… Did I hear that right? Is he really apologizing..?)

Miki: …You didn't get hurt after that, right?

Hajime: (Uh… I’m not sure I follow but… did he really notice me?)

Nope! I’m all fine and dandy! I’m not that fragile.

Miki: Hm. Then that’s good.

Hajime: ...Hehe~

Hajime: (I thought Kurose-kun is a scary guy but… maybe he’s actually kinder than what he shows.)

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[ School bell rings. ]

Airi: Hajime~ Let’s go home together—

Oh, hold on. Why do you still have your notebook and pen case with you? Not going home yet?

Hajime: Ah, sorry. I’m gonna hit the library today so you can go ahead first.

Airi: Library?

Hajime: Yup. I thought I should get my part in the group work done and over with. It’s hard to do it without references, so I have to stop by there.

Airi: Oh, that thing~ I’m in charge of compiling everything in place, so I can't really do my part if everyone won't be there.

Welp, guess I should leave you to it. I’ll go ahead now~ Bye bye~

Hajime: Mhm. Bye bye!

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— And, there we go. That should be enough references.

Okay, let’s get this over with~

(Flipping through the material.)

(I wonder if this layout makes it more pleasing to the eyes… Or maybe this one?)

Hm…

Eiki: I think this one is better.

Hajime: Eh?

Eiki: ……... ♪

Hajime: N-Nakaouji-kun!

Eiki: Shh. We’re in the library. Look, the librarian is shooting us daggers.

Hajime: Ah, I’m sorry…

(whispering) And um, what brings you here?

Eiki: I saw you deep in your thoughts and contemplating quite hard, so I thought you’re stuck in making some sort of decision. Was I wrong?

Hajime: Well, um, you got that right, but… what I meant is what are you doing here?

Eiki: Oh. I was doing my own research for something when I saw you, Koino-san. And then I just thought I’d make myself comfortable and sit beside you.

I know I should’ve asked this before I just sat down, but… do you mind if I join you?

Hajime: .........

(Wait, wait, hold on! Be still, my heart!)

Eiki: Is that a no?

Hajime: Oh no! N-Not at all!

(But oh God I don’t think my heart is ready for this! The right side of my body feels completely frozen with him right beside it!)

Eiki: I’m glad to hear that. Well, I’ll continue making myself comfortable.

Oh? Your group picked this particular era to talk about? This seems like one of the eras that didn’t have that many major events, isn’t it?

Hajime: Is that right? Well, it was a unanimous decision between all of us, so I haven’t given much thought about it. But now, I’m realizing that I don’t know a thing about this era at all, so I’m kinda regretting just going with everyone’s flow.

I think we’re the only ones who chose something like this. I’m pretty sure the others picked more popular eras out there.

Eiki: Come to think of it, Miki said something about discussing the announcement of Edo’s end.

Hajime: Miki..? Are you referring to Kurose-kun? You guys are close?

Eiki: Yes. Well, we’ve been neighbors since we were children. I guess it’s more appropriate to call it being basically just stuck with each other because of that very fact. Ah, you spelled that one wrong.

Hajime: Oh, you’re right. Thanks for pointing that out. I see, so you guys are like that. It must be nice to have a childhood friend~ I wish I had something like that too~

How about you? Which era did you guys pick?

Eiki: We’ve chosen the Sengoku period. For some reason, the samurai freaks have gathered in our group. They’re all raring to map out the old Japan during wartime.

Hajime: Ahaha. Oh gosh, what’s up with that? But hey, it sounds really exciting.

Eiki: Doesn’t it? Even I am starting to look forward to it.

Hajime: Um…

Eiki: Hm?

Hajime: If it’s okay, can I ask for more of your advice on whether my work makes sense or not? Ah, but it’s okay if you can’t! I don’t mind!

Eiki: Fufu. You really didn’t have to be so formal about that. But to answer your question: sure, if you’ll have me.

Hajime: Thank you.

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[wifiwuxians]

I know u have done modern au stuff already for the yi city fam but are there any points of it that you haven't touched on before :0

uuh LOL i think i basically spilled the beans on all of it OOPS but just in case i will resummarize

XY and AQ are full sibs in the songxiao adoption AU, whereas in the threads that bind us, they're half. their parents died in a fire that broke out in their apartment complex, which was ruled an accident, but XY swears he saw someone leave in a hurry before the flames were truly spreading. he pulled AQ out of the fire and burned his hands as a result.

AQ has a green scarf that she never takes off, even when it's sweltering. XY bought it for her before she was born because he knew she'd be a spring baby and didn't want her to be chilly. he laid it over her when he saw her for the first time (he was 6.)

SL and XXC at the start of the AU are Just Very Good Friends who live together. they are both teachers (each specializes in a different area, iirc SL is like history n maths and XXC is literature n maybe... arts and crafts... hehe) who volunteer at the orphanage AQ ends up in when XY gets taken to juvie. they take to her immediately and pretend to be a couple in order to adopt her. she is a feisty child with serious anger issues but she finds comfort in them where she has none. it still takes her years to call them Dad, however.

XUN IS IN IT. You know this because I've written you fics set in this AU! LOL he and MXY are XY's only friends in school and he is 100% the reason XY attends. he's asked by their teacher to show the new kid around the school and Xun gently holds his BAD ICKY HAND that he has trauma about and he's like welp. i don't want to blow everything up, maybe i'll bother showing up to school more often. definitely not to repay the debt of kindness my sister's new parents have so graciously handed me here

XY is NOT comfortable with the idea of a new family and is very protective of the idea of it just being him and AQ.

SORRY IF THESE WERE BRIEF AHH

[spacecadet-ticklesinspace]

IronFam Prompt! Tony makes breakfast for his kids (can just be Peter and Morgan but Harley as well if u want) but its actually disgusting and extremely burnt.. the kids make fun and tease Tony for his terrible culinary skills. and bc their now hungry Tony offers them some raspberries. ofc they say yes and Tony tells them to go wait by the couch while he finds them.... I would love to see your take on this prompt if you wanted

The Breakfast Fate

Summary: See prompt above 😁

(Okay, this is so cute! ❤️ I hope you like it Anon and I'm sorry there's not a lot of tickling ❤️ There's another prompt that was sent in that ties into this one really well . . . Maybe a potential sequel? 🤔 Enjoy! :))

When Peter and Harley had agreed to a sleepover at the Stark residence, a smoke alarm wake up call wasn't how they pictured today to go. Yet here they were, bolting awake at 7 am to the sound of blaring alarm.

Harley rubbed his eyes as he tried to untangle himself from his blankets. "What's going on?"

Morgan poked her head out of her blankets. "Are there bad guys?"

Peter jumped up. "No that's the fire alarm!"

Harley was on his feet in an instant. "In the lab?"

"I don't think so!"

While the two hurried out of the room, Morgan struggled out of her blanket nest. "Wait for me!"

Harley's eys widened as he scrambled back to grab her. "Come on Morgan."

The three kids ran out of the room and into the living room. Here the alarm was the loudest.

Peter covered his ears. "That sounds like it's coming from up here!"

"Then it's not the lab?" Harley asked.

"I don't know!"

Morgan covered her own ears. "It's loud!"

"Yeah that's an alarm for ya!" Harley hefted her up. "What triggered it?"

"I don't know! Where's Tony?"

Suddenly, a loud bang made all three of them jump. From the kitchen came a string of curses followed by another bang.

The three kids raced into kitchen to find Tony dunking a pan into a sink full of water. A loud hiss followed by a big cloud of smoke and steam followed up. "Friday! Turn off all fire alarms!"

"But sir, smoke is still detected in the kitchen."

"I know, turn it off!"

Finally, silence settled throughout. With a sigh of relief, both Morgan and Peter dropped their hands.

Harley spoke first. "What the heck just happened?"

Tony whirled to see the three kids standing in the kitchen. "Welp, morning everyone."

"Tony, what were you doing?" Peter asked.

The older scientist pinched the bridge of his nose. "Well I was trying to make pancakes and it did not end well."

"Obviously," Harley muttered.

Morgan giggled. "Daddy mahade aha mehess."

"No, I just burned a couple pancakes."

Peter picked up a piece of bacon. "More than just pancakes."

"Pfft! Wohow, the great Tony Stark can make ahany chemical compound, on the molecular level too, but he's baffled byhy eheggs."

Tony flicked a piece of charred bacon at the older boy. "Ungrateful."

"We appreciate the thought Tony." Peter dropped the bacon back on to the plate. "But we are making fun of your cooking skills."

"You don't even know how to cook."

"That's not true!" The young teen crossed his arms. "I can so make Ramen!"

Harley set Morgan down. "And without turning it to dust."

The older scientist arched one eyebrow. "You're pushing it."

Meanwhile, Morgan tugged on her father's sleeve. "I'm hungry Daddy."

"Us to Morgan, but we currently have no food to eat." Harley held up a burned pancake. "Tony burned it all."

"I didn't burn it all!"

"Then what do you call this?"

The older scientist crossed his arms. "Well done."

Morgan tugged her dad's shirt sleeve again. "But Daddy, what are we going to eat?"

The older two chuckled as Tony huffed. They were just genuinely having a laugh while not hurting their mentor's feelings.

It seemed like Tony enjoyed the laugh too as a wide grin overtook his face. "Look, I'm sorry about the food. To make it up, why don't I get us some raspberries and we'll enjoy them on the couch?"

Morgan jumped up and down. "Yay! Raspberries!"

Something about Tony's smile made Peter's spider sense tingle. "I don't know about this."

An arm was slung around his shoulders. "Come on Pete, would I deceive you?"

The young teen stepped out of the hold. "Yes."

With a huff, Harley yanked his surrogate brother toward the living room. "It's fine Pete."

"B-but---!"

"Don't worry Peter." Tony grinned even wider as the three headed to living room. "Everything's going to be okay."

"Yeah, that's not reassuring."

Harley playfully pushed the young teen's head. "Don't be such a worry wart Pete."

Morgan eagerly hopped on to the couch. "Daddy's getting raspberries for breakfast!"

Peter crossed his arms. "Why would he have raspberries?"

"To put on the pancakes," Harley shot back.

"But why?"

"Cause some people like to put fruit on their pancakes."

"But don't people normally put strawberries on them?"

Harley pinched the bridge of his nose. "I don't know, maybe they were on sale. Do you have to question everything?"

Peter crossed his arms. "Only when I have suspicions."

While the older two glared at each other, Morgan gently pulled her surrogate brother toward the couch. "It's okay Petey, Daddy won't hurt us."

"I know he won't hurt us, but there's other things he can do---."

Whatever Peter was going to say became promptly cut off by a tackle. The young teen thudded to the ground with Tony on top of him.

"Ack!"

"You were right underoos."

"Tony?"

The older scientist pinned him to the floor. "You should have been suspicious."

"Tony, what are you doing?" Harley demanded.

"Giving Peter some raspberries."

The young teen's eyes bugged as Tony rolled up his shirt. "Wait! Wahait! Tony nohoOOO! YOHOU JERK!"

The other two went wide eye as they watched Tony blow multiple raspberries into Peter's tummy. Peter had been right. The scientist hadn't been talking about edible raspberries, he had meant the raspberries that turned Peter into a cackling squirming mess right before them.

Peter squealed. "RUHUN!"

Immediately, Harley and Morgan bolted from the room with Peter's squeals echoing in the background.

Once the teen was breathless, Tony let him go as he collapsed on to the floor. "You good?"

Peter kicked at Tony. "Yohou suhuck."

"Funny." The older scientist ruffled Peter's hair. "I never heard you tell me to stop."

The tips of Peter's ears flamed bright red. "Shuhush!"

"What? Ihi think it's adorable." The older scientist kissed Peter's forehead. "But remember this the next time you make fun of my cooking."

"Ihits not myhy fault yohou buhurn everythihing!"

"No, but you can keep your comments to yourself."

Tony helped his mentee up as the last of his giggles died down.

Peter let out a playful groan. "Why mehe?"

"You picked up on it first. Plus you can use those webs to get away easier."

"So you took me ohout whihile my guard was dohown?"

"Gave myself a tactical advantage Pete." The older scientist gave him one last hair ruffle. "Now if you'll excuse me, I've got two other kids I have to find."

"Have fuhun," Peter replied before pulling himself up onto the couch. "I'm gonna take a nap."

Tony chuckled and took off down the hall. "Sleep tight."

Needless to say, Peter slept through every squeal that followed.

[hermanunworthy]

!DNDADS S2 EP47 SPOILERS!

welp. todays the day. pray for me guys this could easily be the most upsetting episode of dndads for me. im dreading this so bad

- IS THAT FUCKING HERMIE SINGING???

- I CANT DO THIS

- I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE INTRO TO BE SAD IM SICK IM SICK IM ALREADY GONNA CRY

- "HATING MY FATHER INSTEAD OF HOLDING YOUR HAND" HEY???? HEY???! IM GONNA KMS

- OAKWORTHY IS CANON. IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE.

- FROM WHAT I HEARD I THOUGHT SCAM WAS IN THE INTRO???? BUT THIS. THIS HURTS SO BAD

- i feel sick i havent been able to move on from the intro

- im gonna be so honest i was expecting a "sike" or something at the end so u can imagine my relief when the little clicks started playing

- okay. okay. time to listen to ur fun facts u sick fucks

- WILL ACCIDENTALLY CALLING THE PODCAST DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS AGAIN LMAOOO

- anthony stfu i dont want to hear ur voice (hes literally the dm)

- MASTER OF MANIPULATION LINCOLN LI WILSON

- will. what evil fact do u have for us today.

- NORMAL DOES TAROT READINGS WHAT

- WILL IS GONNA JUST DRAW A CARD RN???

- LOVERS??? THERES NO FUCKING WAY

- WILL ACKNOWLEDGING HERMIE DIED IM GONNA THROW UP

- A BROKEN MARRIAGE???? HOLY SHITTTT

- scary plays the piano omg!!!

- THATS THE DUMBEST REASON EVER

- "im really nervous about what anthonys gonna do this episode" U AND ME BOTH MATT

- MY HEART IS POUNDING. MY HANDS ARE SWEATING. MOMS SPAGHETTI /ref

- it has taken me an hour just to get through the intro + facts.

- "but at what cost?" AT WHAT COST IS RIGHT BETH.

- SO NORMAL WASNT CONSCIOUS FOR IT. UR FUCKING JOKING

- MATT SUGGESTING THEY HIDE THE TRUTH FROM NORMAL. I CAN FEEL TEARS COMING

- ATOPPP ANTHONY HELPP

- BETHS REAGAN JOKE TO THE RESCUE

- NORMAL IS AWAKE AGAIN. OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD

- NOOOO OFC THEYRE GETTING INTERRUPTED

- "wheres hermie?" IM DONE

- NORMAL CANT SEE HERMIES BODY OH MY LORDDD

- anthony rushing them away. i cannot. i cannot

- "well fix it" im done

- NORMAL GOES TO PICK THEM UP.

- I CANT DO THIS.

- "this marriage has one less spouse but heavens got one more little angel" MATTHEW ARNOLD CAN U NOT.

- im sitting here in shock through all of this

- "just be happy ur not in hell" shut up anthony too soon

- thank god normal didnt take damage again

- lincoln cool scar era okay

- NORMAL PANICKING LOOKING FOR SPELL COMPONENTS LIKE HE DID W TERRY JR I CANTTTT

- HENRY OAK GARCIA. SAVE ME HENRY

- LARK AND SPARROW GIVING EACH OTHER A LOOK HELP ME. HELP ME

- NORMAL DOING SENSE MOTIVE AGAIN STOP IT

- AND GETTING A 1 AGAIN!!!!!

- theyre back home.

- "VOTE WILLY"?????

- "u guys ready to see him?" NO. NO IM NOT

- ty for protecting dood scary :[

- NORMAL IS HOLDING HERMIES HAND AND TALKING TO THEM. WILL CAMPOS DONT DO THIS TO MEEEEE

- ANTHONY STOP RUBBING IN HOW DEAD THEY ARE

- "the only thing keeping u together is the absolute ignorance u have of the fact that maybe the only person who ever showed u any real affection in the last couple years of ur life is dead" anthony burch im hunting u down.

- STOPPPPP NOT THE AD

- THE OLD EARTH WHOOOA

- is the dude w the white beard that "new fan fave npc" will was talking about lol

- HENRY REVEAL. HENRY REVEAL!!!!

- BARRY?????

- I SCREAMED I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

- I DIDNT KNOW IF WE WERE GONNA GET BARRY BACK. NO WAY

- MERCEDES IS DEAD..... STOP IM CRYING AGAIN

- THEM ALL CALLING HERMIE THEIR FRIEND. OOUGH

- UR FUCKING KIDDING. ANTHONY DO NOT TEASE US LIKE THIS

- "MADE OF GOOF MATTER" UR JOKING

- NORMALS SNAPPING OHHHH GOD

- NORMAL. NORMAL ISTG.

- NORMALS TRYINF TO BRING THEM TO SCAM?????

- HOLY FUCK......

- THEYRE IN THE SIMPSONS NOW.

- SCAM LIKELY. MY FUCKING ENEMY.

- WHY DOES HE. WHY DOES HE ACTUALLY CARE. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS THERES NO WAY

- "HES MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD" SHOOT ME.

- THEY DONT HAVE A SOUL.

- WTF IS SCAM GONNA DO

- ANTHONY I DONT TRUST U ONE BIT

- anthony burch. i hate u

- okay scam apologizing does feel good

- "I DONT WANT ANOTHER ONE I WANT THIS ONE" AND PUNCHES HIM. OH. MY GOD.

- "u feel like home for some reason" WAILS

- OH MY GOD SCARYS GONNA TELL NORMAL.

- GUYS I CANT DO THIS I REALLY CANT

- THE TREE. WILL CAMPOS PLZ

- HENRY TOLD NORMAL HES PROUD OF HIM. NOBODY TALK TO ME AGAIN EVER

- ty henry for giving normal what he needed im gonna sob my eyes out

- THEYRE GONNA PUT THE SUN BACK.

- THE FUCKING. THE FUCKING SUNRISE

- MATT OLD LADY NPC

- WHAT IS THIS FUCKING IMPROV

- CHAPARRAL.

- DONT FUCKIJF HIT ME UP

- "i liked u too" sighs.

- "GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE" END ME.

- "hermie u definitely were one of us" SOBS

- "i did notice u. thanks for everything" AAUAGAUHH

- LINK SAID NOTHING FOR HERMIE GOOD GOD

- "lark shakes ur hand, sparrow goes in for a hug" ough.

- OH MY GOD HENRYS GONNA SEE CODE PURPLE.

- HOLY SHIT YALL THIS IS BIG

- THEYRE TEACHING HERO AND NORMAL HOW TO SHOOT.

- BABY NORMALLLL

- "help me normal, only u can save me normal" WTF??? WTF????

- WHAT THE FUCK.

- guys i made it through. [confetti falls on me]

[neptuniadoesstuff]

The Hyyders Squad!

Welp, I'm finally done with this. Yeh I literally made more of my frend Al's OCs into ASGD characters BCS I CAN!

Also them by themselves bcs frik u:

SOOOOOOO...... From left to right we HAVE! (I did update some of their names since the last time I introduced them fully.):

Gerald Lyconoth ((Dad of originally 1 but now is a dad of 2 after the 300 year permafrost. Is a very nervous nerd guy but does have some unspoken problems (based on his original self's Canon lore). Also the supposed leader of the Hyyders Squad. Mayhaps is 42? No one knows, his id just says hes 40+. A Earth Human.))

Joslyne Roregiz Shepard ((Angy lady who's was also a retired military officer but now lives with a old lady who she calls a boomer. Does not care whatsoever if she's hurting you, she's only a "bite first questions last" type of person. Basically the fighter of the squad but really thinks she the leader due to thinking Gerald is not actually capable to be a leader even though the squad is a... research team... Is 35. Also a Earth human but a bit unhinged.))

Triss Fallison ((Guy with low self esteem & may have a identity crisis every now & then (poor guy). Is oddly innocent & kinda doesn't know what is going on but he hold some pretty dark secrets only his adopted family knows. Is around 24 but his past still sometimes gets to him. Is one of newer members of the group & he is mainly the harvester & collector (although may have been threatened by Joslyne many times that she WILL use him as a meat shield so he is kinda scared of her). Jelly Boi but was raised by a Serpenskolk couple who is now trying to fit into human society.))

Dyan'nah Laemeria Kon'sai ((Old lady who for some reason has a major immunity to poisons & the effects of eating tainted food. Is a no bs person who is also tired of Joslyne's (her current roommate) rampant bs & wishes that lady who's like in her 30s stop acting like a child BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SHE WAS A MILITARY OFFICER! Is teh pharmacist/nurse of the group & often test the herbs that Triss brings in. May look like in her late 40s but is actually a lot older than that but due to mechanical science she looks pretty young by her standards. The last person of a now extinct race of exo-humans but she was born in a lab owned by Stellowbark.))

Yes this is in fact them. Now these guys do have a major role in ASGD bcs this main role happens to take place 300 years later (aka the time ASGD's storyline takes place) & yeh they are uh... on a icey planet bcs the kid of Gerald ACCIDENTALLY let out a frikin demonic being named Mesmer & now the planet they were researching about is now a icey horrorland.

Btw if you wanna see their squad logo uh.... its in the link under here:

So yeh, I hope you enjoy looking at this. ANYWAYS IMMA GO PUT THESE ON TH NOW & SEND THEM TO MY FREND AL-

Characters aren't mine, while designed by me, their colors ARE DIRECTLY BASED ON the Characters they're AUs of. (As they still belong to Al who is my frend)

Art: Mine.

Program: Ibispaint x

Bubs' TOS: Plz don't repost/steal, trace, or recolor my art WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! If you do, I'll take yur femur and pelvis.. SO, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT! (The PNS on my blog's pinned post clearly means "Please No Steal" plz follow that rule.) If you do post my art on anything like yur blog or somewhere else (With my permission) PLEASE CREDIT ME!

[xoluvx]

hello my loveeee! I was the one that had a little query i need some help on. Thank u for hearing me out, okay it’s a long one so STRAP IN (not the smut kind HAHA) alrighty Welp here goes

I’m in love. And I’m in love with someone I can’t have. Last year I met this girl, she’s way older than me and is already in a committed relationship for years. But anyway. I Met her at work, she originally trained me up to do my job and then we bumped into eachother at a convention. Since that day we became friends and regularly (monthly and sometimes weekly) planned to see eachother. Eventually she left her job and moved to another role in the organisation so I still got to see her. Anyway, then we did a big group activity with another friend of hers and I had another friend of mine, but i told her I missed her cos i didn’t get a chance to talk properly. AnywYs, few months go by, still the same stuff happening it’s going fine. Altho She had some serious health issues with her family earlier in the year and I told her I was there for her if she needed ANYTHING. And then July comes by. Man. I probably had one of the worst weeks in July, and I didn’t even tell her half of it. She didn’t even ONCE say “oh I’m so sorry to hear about this I hope you’re ok, or NOTHING”,. Eventually I updated her on one thing and she was like “you did good”. THE HECK? Then she made me a beanie (she loves to crochet) as a token of support. But after that? NOTHING. We’ve barely texted, our next organised day to see eachother isn’t till THE END OF OCTOBER AND I ASKED FOR OUR NEXT ACTIVITY DAY BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST. ITS A TWO MONTH WAIT, R U KIDDING. And now she’s hanging out with the same friend we did our big group activity with along with her partner. She met this other friend before I came along and they’ve known eachother for years. And I’m VERY aware of it. Bht I get so jealous every time they post shit together because a year ago that was me. I just don’t understand where it all went wrong. I have one bad week and it’s like i always need to be happy otherwise I’m no ‘use’ to her. I’m barely in my 20s. She hasn’t even reached out to say she ‘misses me’ like she used to. Reciprocation is non existent.

’ve been so blinded by her, and fueled my fantasy of her that when i take the rose coloured glasses off i CANT Even fathom the true person she actually is. She’s still that person I was in awe of at the start, but picking up on things she says and does makes me raise eyebrows, and frankly it breaks my heart because it hurts so much. It hurts so so much. She played me like I’m a fool and I was so blindly infatuated with her. She was also really touchy felt too, we held hands and hugged all the time. I had never had that with a friend before.

She opened my eyes up to affection I had never had, i wrote her letters on her birthday, gave her gifts, chocolates and food. I had NEVER done that for anyone else that fast in my life. I even purposelfully made myself stay up late for her till 1-2am just so I could message her cos I knew she’d be up at that hour. And I’m so scared that I might be losing her after falling down the rabbit hole. Y’all I was so careful. I WAS SO SO CAREFUL AT THE START. BC I KNEW WHAT I WAS GETTING INTO. And then she just drew me in only to spit me back out. And I feel awful. I feel like a dickhesd for falling in love with a girl that only broke my heart more. I don’t know how I’m supposed to get out of it.

Thanks for reading this, I’d love anyone’s advice and thoughts. I love you x

dear anon that fell in love with someone they can't have,

this was a doozy. when i tell you i went through every emotion-

first, this isn't your fault. you physically cannot control who you fall for. no matter how careful you are. especially considering this person led you on and made you feel like there might've been a chance at something more.

second, you have to set boundaries with this person. maybe that means cutting back on your monthly activities little by little.

i think everything happens for a reason and everything has a purpose in the longer scheme of life. some people are meant to just be in your life for a short time. it seems like this is the case. you shouldn't stall your life because of this person.

i know this is all so much easier said than done, but it's time to move on with your life even if it means leaving her in the past. your heart will heal, but you will never get those years you've spent pinning over a person who could care less about your well-being.

i love you. thank you for sharing with me and trusting me.

calling all my babies - additional advice is welcomed 💖

[aannonn]

[jshk] Chapter 107 thoughts!

CHAPTER 107 FINALLY RELEASED!! I haven't thought of making an post about my thoughts to it but eh- here we are xD

sharing this moment because tsukasa getting punched in the face is something we never saw before and i love it

I love how patient and welcoming Tsukasa is with Baby Nene…

And, dang- It even feels like Tsukasa and Nene's personalities have been switched- Baby Tsukasa was so patient and kind and calm, while Baby Nene is being so impatient and irritating and energetic xD

Meanwhile; Older Nene is calmer, more mature (and immature at times…) and patient, while older Tsukasa is more chaotic, manic and impatient lol

I really love this stark contrast between their personalities and it just forces the idea of ​​how similar they both are. They are both chaotic in their own way and I love them❤

It seems to me that he made the situation worse by entertaining her.. Don't worry Tsukasa, u got this!

I usually dislike kids for various reasons, but I can't help the fact that seeing kids being as excited and energetic as Nene is right now it's adorable and so comforting- lol

Done. Just like that. I know I'm like- way super mega extra more powerful than her but like- No. I'm done. I hate kids. - This panel Tsukasa in a nutshell.

Alr but Nene playing around with the Koku-Joudais is so cute-- Poor Koku-Joudai though lol

This. This right here. Is what made me incredibly happy. I love this panel. My favorite panel of this chapter now.

They both love singing. They both know how to sing. their VA's know how to sing. And they are both singing together.

AAAAAAA THIS PANEL MAKES ME SO HAPPYYY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH😭🌺

Genuinely can't wait for the anime to finally have its reboot some day.. And see those panels getting animated! AAAA

Nene looks like she's softening towards Tsukasa.. That's good. Does this mean they will have a good relationship in the future? (That is, if Nene remembers what happened when she turned into a child)…

Maybe. All that’s left is to wait and dream.

My second favorite panel for sure. Tsukasa just looks so calm and at peace, while Nene looks like she's fascinated to finally get to know this side of Tsukasa that she's never even heard of.

They're both just enjoying each other's company and, of course, loving singing Over The Rainbow together...

Those are the little things that makes this whole panel be my second favorite.

Tsukasa-

thats not how you should hold kids-

uhm okay

MIRAAAAII

She's here, she's there, she's everywhere! (who understood the reference? lol)

Nothing much. I just love this side eye that Tsukasa is throwing at Mirai.

Idkk its just- He looks so cool lol

Poor Nene tho- Seems like Kou influenced Tsukasa to hold kids like that xD (Tsukasa is a lil' bit more brutal about it though...)

Once again; Nothing much. Mirai just looks really cool.

AND THATS HOW THIS CHAPTER ENDED!

On a damn cliffhanger.... Dangit >;(

Oh well... Can't wait to wait a whole month just for the next chapter... Yippie....

Welp! Atleast my school ends in november, so that's a win! >;)

My final opinion about this chapter; Easily one of my favorites. I love them both and they seems to genuinely enjoy each other's company (atleast at near the end lol).

Platonic TsuNene is one of my favorites dynamics, and I love the big-brother-little-sister vibes this whole chapter gives us lol

Once again, as always, excited for the next chapter! >w&lt;

Though, I hope u enjoyed reading it just as much as I did!

Cya ~ !

Lil' reminder; Feel free to correct me or add your own thoughts into it! Just be nice and respectful about it, please.

[redraven393]

Catching Up with Phil's QSMP VOD

3rd July

LETS GOOO

Oh Chat makin Cookies?- HI PHIL!-E-eppy Phil

Oh maybe to Vidcon,- I mean French is in fire rn.

Ok QSMP TIME

YEAH-yo wtf??? The qusest today?

Ah Super Hero theme today eh?-ah it cant fly now eh?

A GIANT SQUID??- nah fam they are not doin that- a leo Themed?-stream o plaine

OH shit Hi Chayanne- YEAH FUQ THE MISSION

YEAH DÉCOR TIME- concrete?- OH YEAH YELLOW AND ORANGE THEME

Safety first- oh wait its broken?-oh it did?-ugh got bad felling about it

DON’T JINX IT CHAYANNE

?

Yeah its fixed-hopefully

LET HIM COOK-omg god look at that bag

Rare food?- oh shit the end fruit!!-Bone Soup

YEH ADVENTURE-wait why is fit with Dapper?

Hi Dapper- KIDS PLS-KIDS WHY??

Lol the poison Spider- Phil pls- I mean BBH is expensive- OMG BBH DON’T HAVE THAT

Lol dragon magic- OMG THAT’S HOW THE GOT EM???-that’s bs Phil

Oh hi Tubbo

RIGBY 2.0 LETS GOO- a whale?- oh its Dapper

Kitties! :D- oh? The Cat that survived the Big blow ystrday r8??- OH???

Oh shit fit omg- DIAMOND NOT FAKE THIS TIME LETS GOOO

Oh yeah 4th of Jully-YAH FUQ THE MONARCHY

Omg the Island is Fukin with them

Shinny!-Lol fake- SPIDERSS-omg the fancy Twins –

PHIL DON’T MOCK US THAT WAY

Yeah mission are BS rn-oh tempting the gods are we?- lol summoning Cucurucho phil ur son right there

Lol dapper-Lol Chayanne

  OH LOOP HOLE- BECAUSE ITS LEO’S THEMED TODAY FIT.

RAMON NO

Ah yes the Parents Gossip time- Yeah VID CON!-

PFft- FIT PLS- o mg

KIDS OMG PLS NO

Welp they done I guess-Rare fruit time!- 1 done and many bs along the way to go

Ohh cool sword- HOLY SHIT –

Yeah that would be Crazy~-I MEAN-

 OH THAT WAY

WHAT??!!OMG- Phil and Fit  have so many Illegal shit omg

Wat Shulqur?- OMG THEY USE NETHERATE

Lol- YEAH NEW MISSIONS- lol it crashed- Black Mail POG

Omg its still there- break the ruleee

Of course u did phil

Opp there goes Ramon and Chayanne-  boys wil be boys- they all lost it- RAMON NO

YEAHH  CHURCH VANDALATIONS

Phil is so Scared to be left with others egg

Hi Dapper- WTH? Where do you get that thing??- holly shit?- yeah 2009-2013 Vidio game rumours are crazy

Lol Chayanne is clearly alt tabbing

KIDS PLS

Guys pls it’s a place of holly matrimony – what is that?

NO more Marriges- lol

Time to pay I guess- oh god they did miss a few

Lol Chayanne- Yeah Dapper join in!

Lol yeah cmone chayanne why so stiff?- good lord Chayanne is living that admin life rn

Oh kitty- CAT CAT- catcucurucho- holy the cat is immortal

Kil the cat Chayanne- CIA CAT

Oh god Philza and Fit is just a menace

Oh? Chayanne u invited someone?- Dapper pls

OPP WE GOT EM BOIS!- Walter Bob??-Come on dude we just wanna talk

Omg fit pls- YEAH if BBH cant do it then no one can do it

Bad hair btw- oh yeah that ankle thingy-opp rainbow

Best bob

Omg Chayanne is Alt tab- he’s in emergency meeting

Ah! They’ve gone to Ramon’s Barber shop nice

Still waiting- Okk at least we get reconsiderations- Waltuh

Thank yu for yur service WALTUH

It wont break the emergences- break the holly mellon

YEAH CREATIVE

Yeah they all alt tabbing- “in my scientific reason-

Wat if he Forgo-opp wher did they go?

Do you get paid bob?- is it good pay

Lol Hot tub stream- YEAH NEW MISSION

Thanks Bob!- thanks KIDS- ah yes a loop hole

WAT??- new moshrom island

BOAT TIMEEEE-WTF?? A Lost TENTICALE???? IN THE RIGHT AMOUNTS???

Omg the kids was fightin for their life for that thing

Omg- Yey island- ahh brings back memories

Lol Sussy baka Phil- Oh they found one- oh not that one

BOAT TIME- OMG CHARLIE’S Corpse

Oh? An Illegal Villager Farm- BY AYEPIERR?!

Where are the going?

HOLLY SHIT????

Omg dapper pls- HOT NEWBLACK MAIL LETS GOOO- good god this place is confusing

 Oh the found it YEY

Oh no-FIT PLS-Trauma in coming

Fit is a charmer-oh Hey Baghera

Omg that thing is ugly

FIT PLS

Opp Bye Fit bye Ramon

Im really dozing off finishing this Drawings

Hi BBH- oh wait Crimson Forest?

CAT- THE CIA CAT

Yeah give Bad the scoop

Yeah its weird-welp time to chill I guess- oh shiny Fish- NOO it died rip

Still waiting

Weird bunny is so hard to find ugh

Wat is happening with Baghera rn?

Rescue mission?- Yeah get the kids to safety first- opp crashing

Server Close??- are we chill today?- oh hey Tommy

Yeah we back- opp cant see Dapper- uhh not sure coming with them is a good idea kids

Oh noo-welp guess we alone now-shit trauma~-

Yeah Rabbit sound fine-opp BBH? Ah so he did needs help-oh shit where is Dapper?

Dapper pls buddy don’t just jump where is danger kid- wait? Dapper isn’t there?-

oh there is Pomme too?- we cant see her-okk bye

ok following you king- yeah the train is soo awesome

opp guess we still searching

Cucurucho??-yey bunny- is the bunny normal?

YEAH FLIP THE OFF THE TARANTULA- ohno you lost it?

Yeah safety first kiddo

Etoiles???- u okay sir???

Yeah Do your Magic King- oh shit it attacks!- oh no king

Thanks, Dapper-oh shit that wikked

Oh shit- fuq off!- yu won’t fight today?

OH FUCK OFFF YOU BINARY BASTARD

No- Don’t go ANYWHERE near Tallulah you Bastard

Oh they are fuking with us at this point- Fuk

Oh hey baghera

Yeah Those binary bastards are so cruel- they cant attack while election?- opp bye Baghera

Oh hey Dapper wat are yu doing bud?- Omg lol

That’s not how fair trades work Phil

Yeah  the cats are clearly sus like random animals cant just appeared tamed out of no where

And only admins can killem

Opp Red Vine???- of course YOU would find them nice Bad-LOL

OHHH- prteey- okay chayanne stay safe

   Yay it work- BIG LAD-cant put him in a cage- YEAH LET EM ROAM AROUND!

YEAHHHH The Wither Skeleton Head is Cooler

Hah~ it remind us of him

Opp? Oh Yeah no u right Pomme is in way to many danger rn

YEAHHH BED TIME

Aww- yeah you go Rest King-

PHIL no Spoilers for the Spider kid movie

NOOOO

Yeah HOBBIE ANARCHIT SPIDERMAN LETS GOOOO

?? he breaks the rule of frame break?-  omg ANIMATION POG

Hobbie is so cool- yes Brtish Anarchist Spider

Wait who’s Signs is that? OH LEO’S

Kay get some rest Kiddo

Big stress- Lol Chayanne is gone FAST-

YEAH HAPPY 4th of JULY

Go eat yur cake Phil

BYE PHIL

[thedancingcockroach134]

Human Tito x Human Ozzie pt. 8

(Guys, this ain't for kids. This involves a little transphobic, suicidal thoughts, SEX, and sexual abuse)

"Do you still feel like you have to kill yourself? How did you act when you picked up that gun?" Dr. Fine was writing down in her notes, having a session with Tito. "I still kinda feel like picking up that gun again, but I mostly don't actually wanna do it." Dr. Fine had a question in mind for him, "Say, uh, did you know that someone had used that gun in that exact room? They shot themselves in the room you're in. This was 8 years ago when it happened. I saw the body, I don't wanna see yours too." She was acting like if she felt something and gave him support, really only focusing on getting paid. Tito had started crying, "I-It's hard, y'know? Suffering your whole life. Worst of all, it's losing your virginity to your own papá as a kid. My mamá had died because of my papá, he had stabbed her and hid the body. I saw what happened, I wish she was here. I always wanted to be a mariachi, but I grew up to be in this asylum! I grew up to realize that my brain was fucked up! I mean, I had experience sex before, but it was a lot better than being forced to do it. I had kids bully me because of that secret. Now, all my amigos know about it. I had self harmed myself multiple times, it never helped but I still did it." Dr. Fine had felt bad, but not fully. "What do you mean by when you had sex, it was better than being forced?" Tito had looked at her, "I've been forced multiple times to do it as a kid, it felt uncomfortable. Doing it freely made me feel like for once it was finally a choice. If it was a yes or no question. My papá made it seem like it was a forced thing you must do." Dr. Fine was writing down on her paper, "Do you need a tissue? I can see how much you're crying right now." Tito shaked his head "No, señora. I promise, I-I'm fine." Dr. Fine looked at her watch, "Welp, looks like today's session is over for now. Lunch is in 2 minutes, you should probably start heading to the cafeteria. We'll probably talk about your mother, if you want." Tito nods and walks out of the room. Dr. Fine putted up her papers and sighed, "How the fuck did he not get deported?" A few minutes later, the whole gang had sat down together. "So," Jerry had said "I finally planned the day we're gonna escape because we are finally ready!" The whole table gasped and had been felt with excitement, "Really, boss?! Is this true?" Gus had asked, "Yes, indeed, Gus. Yes, indeed. We will finally escape this hellhole!" Ozzie had felt with way more excitement, "Yay! Yay! Haha!" Sara smiled, "Those are beautiful earrings you got, Ozzie!" Tito quickly looked at Ozzie's ears and grabbed him, "Were people being mean to you? Did they put this on you? Are they trying to call you a sissy?" Ozzie looked around and came up with a response, "U-Uh...Ozzie p-put...on by self!" Tito looked a little disgusted by the earrings, a little transphobic-like vibes. "O-Okay...I guess you can have them on for now, amor." An hour later, everybody was doing their usual. Tito secretly went to his room and closed it. He sat on his bed and made sure nobody was walking out in the hallway. He looked down at his pants and unbuckled it. He pulled out his dick and started shaking, "Calm down, you've done this before..." He started rubbing it and soon with the pleasure he had with his kink, he started masturbating it. He tried not to make any moaning sounds and bit his lips, "Ay, chingada madre~..." He started moaning, "Ah~ Fuck, I can't hold it in!~" He shooted out semen from his dick, the sticky cum was in his hands, "Oh, fuck! How can I clean this now? Shit, Dr. Fine could've came in here and saw this!" And then, he had an idea. But instead, somebody special came in, "H-Hi, Tito!" Tito then had a better idea, "Ozzie, can you help me with something real quick?" He bit his lips, becoming even more hornier. "Y-Yes!" Ozzie knew what to say when it came with something to help, but didn't expect this type of helping, "Can you...suck this?" Ozzie realized what it was "Ooh!" He sat down on his knees and slowly put Tito's dick in his mouth.

Ozzie started sucking it harder and harder, licking it with his saliva on it. Tito started moaning a lot louder than the pleasure, "Y-Yes!~ S-Suck that dick, ¡amor!~ Oh, yeah!~ Mmm~" Tito grabbed the back of Ozzie's head to help him continue sucking, "S-Suck it harder for D-Daddy!~" Tito then made Ozzie stop sucking and cummed on Ozzie's face. The semen was sticky and gooey. Ozzie had his tongue out also with semen. "S-Sticky!" Ozzie had said and started laughing. Tito's horniness went away. Ozzie sat on Tito's lap and they both tongue kissed and made out on the bed. His horniness kinda came back a few moments later. Tito buckled his pants and they both got out of them room and kissed in the hallway. "O-Ozzie, you got some of the cum on your cheek!" Ozzie laughed while Tito took it off. "Come on, let's go before anybody finds us! They can't know that we skipped! They already knew, but not fully! Just act like we're lost..."

(Pt. 9 coming soon 😍)

A sneak peak for pt. 9: Tito's gonna find out Ozzie's big secret and his (will soon be her) past.

[knwatchesninjago]

S1E12 The Rise of the Great Devourer

HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOO NINJJAGOOOOOOOOOOO

Look who livessss!!!

Welp i gtg soon so imma just get straight to it, lolll!!

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JIUHYGTFRDDFCGHJBKK

JAYYY

U DO NOT PUT SALT ON THE SANDWICH

and he didn't even put the slat on the inside parts.... he put it on the BREAD?!?!?!!!!

that's it.... im done questioning ninjago

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MY BABBYYYY!!!!!!

Why is he soo tiny? 😭💞

How can Pythor look at that baby and hurt him?

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Ok... time out... I'm back to questioning ninjago again....

WHAT MATERIAL IS THAT ANCHOR MADE OF!?!?

its right above lava....

apparently this volcano is also THREE BAJILLION DEGREES!??!?

ummm... forget the anchor... how in the world did the Destiny Bounty survive?!?!? And the ninjas!?!?

*sighs once again at ninjago logic*

(or the lack of it)

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#Greenie

(boy do i miss my old tag of #Lloydster_Enters_The_Scene.... too bad the lloydster wont be coming back anymore :'( )

OKAY TIME OUT!!!

The deep voice in the beginnng made me cackle 🤣

I was soo set on editing after I watched that, but im on a time crunch due to my bet with my friends soooo...

loll

Also... where are the ninjas' braincells? Who in their right mind would let a 7 year old fly a ship all ALONE??!?

sigh

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#SiblingBonding

Wwhen i ws watching this scene i really couldnt help but laugh when I saw the plank, loll. Dang, Wu... u reallly would make ur students walk a plank? Lolll

But all jokes aside... Kai... you really have some strong feet...

My little gremlin is sooo smalll 😭

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#Stop Discriminating Against Snake-People

Okay... okay.

This is my biggest complaint.

Look I get it that the serpentine are the "bad guys" in this season, but... EXCUSSE ME?!?!!?!?

The only snake that deserves to be punished is Pythor. Actually...no. Even he deserves a break.

No one deserves to be locked up underground. Did you see the cave he was stuck under? It was full of skeletons. And Pythor was the oly one alive....

that has a lot of implications. The guy had to probably eat his fellow snakes in order to survive... the snakes were treated horribly.

Now I dont remember exactly why they were forced underground but if my memory serves me right... was it bc of some war?

But like... I bet there were so many innocent snakes as well, right?

Like looks at these babies:

i'm pretty sure these snakes are ment for comedic relief but stilll... some of them are sooo sweet 😭

And.... Cole..... blackberryy.... u did NOT have to shoot Skales....

Honestly with that kinda blast i have no idea how Skales even survived that, lolll.

Also... WU!!! WHAT THE HECK DUDE?!?!??

WHat was this for??!??

Why didn;t you let Pythor leave?!

Why are you trying to get both yourself and Pythor killed?!?

I know that it was trying to give off the vibe that Wu was "sacrifising" himself or something, but imo, it was just plain stupid.

But then again, im giving too much critizism to a kids show. No kid out there is analyzing the show like i am, so ur off teh hook this time, lol.

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Also... y'all... this mailman deserves the world.

He is so dedicated to his job. Plus he's old.

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I'll leave you with this:

#Never_Pause_Ninjago

lolll

Byeeeee!!! Cya laterr!!! <3333333

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Oh wait!! I 4got to add this:

#My fav quotes

"But Sensei"

"Butts are for sitting"

(excuse me??!? wasn't there a yellow color or something? or am i remembereing wrong?)

"You are like the sunrise, we can not begin a day without you"

Zane sweetiee... ur too precious for the world!! <333

alright byeeee

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[shadowqueen402]

Reala's Special Day

Fic for Reala Day! Takes place after @kayssweetdreams's Nightmaren Babies fic!

"Ah, there you are, my little muffin!" Wizeman said as he entered Reala's domain. "I figured I came by to have a chat with you."

"Of course, Ma— I mean, Father," Reala said, bowing down. "What do you wish to speak to me about?"

"Well, I noticed that your birthday is coming up!" Wizeman said. "And I've asked the Third-levels and Second-levels to start making preparations for your party! Even your sibling, NiGHTS, agreed to help! Isn't that sweet?"

Reala blinked in surprise. Though it had been a while since Wizeman became this kind and fatherly figure alll thanks to Balan's hiccups, he was still trying to get used to this kind treatment. He snapped out of his thoughts when Wizeman announced something. "I even decided to invite your cousins and NiGHTS's friend, Aria, to your party! Your sibling told me what she knew about that Visitor! Did you know that she comes from a place in the Awakening Dimension called Scotland?"

"No, I did not know that." It did, however, explain to Reala the accent that Aria had when she spoke to him.

"Oh! I can't wait to meet her!" Wizeman gushed. "NiGHTS even admitted that you've developed a…soft side to her. Do I sense a future romance happening?" This caused Reala to blush so deeply. "But more about you. What would my little dream love to have for his birthday?"

For once, Reala had no idea what to say. Back then, when NiGHTS was still loyal, whenever his birthday came around, Wizeman would only say "Happy Birthday" and, if he was in a good mood, would give Reala something small. But that was about it. However, after NiGHTS left Nightmare, Wizeman stopped doing that for a long time.

Now, his own creator and master had just asked him what he would love to have for his birthday.

"U-Uh, new clothes?" Reala replied, not sure what else to say. "In red and black, please?"

"Oh, of course!" Wizeman replied. "Anything my little muffin wants for his birthday, he'll definitely get! I almost forgot, Owl will be helping me bake your favorite cake. Don't you worry, you will get the first slice. Is there anything else you would like to have for your birthday?"

"Some…more footwear? Also in red and black?" Reala wanted so badly to feel that excitement most Visitor kids felt whenever their birthdays were coming up and they were asked what they wanted. But that was becoming difficult.

"You're going to look so cute in new outfits!" Wizeman had a look of happiness and excitement in all six of his eyes. "Welp, I have to go back to helping the others plan for your party, Reala!" He then left Reala's domain, leaving the Nightmaren General to take this all in.

True to Wizeman's word, NiGHTS really was helping along. Reala watched in utter bewilderment as NiGHTS blew up red and black balloons. "Dad, where do I put these balloons?" They asked Wizeman.

"Do attach them to that pillar over there, my little starlight," Wizeman said. "But be careful not to accidentally pop them." NiGHTS nodded as they attached the balloons to where Wizeman wanted them.

"All done!" NiGHTS smiled.

"Well done!" Wizeman cheered. "Say, did Aria let you know if she was coming to Reala's party, NiGHTS?" His voice was a bit lower when he asked NiGHTS that question so that way, Reala wouldn't be able to hear.

"She is coming," NiGHTS replied in the same low voice. "She even revealed that she got Reala a present as well. One that she'll know he'll like."

Reala was both curious and suspicious. He never liked gossip to begin with. But this time, he wanted to know more about the gossip between NiGHTS and Wizeman.

"Pardon me, My Lord!" Two Third-level Nightmaren said to Reala as they went past him, carrying both ends of a snack table. As Reala looked around, he saw how busy the Nightmarens were.

In all of his years, he'd never had a party thrown in order to celebrate his birthday. But to be fair, neither did NiGHTS. With a shrug, he carried on with his day while still wondering if he was dreaming. And that was what he did until he retired for the night.

The next morning, in the Night Dimension, Reala was awoken to the smell of… Dream berry Pancakes. He looked up and saw Wizeman come into his domain with a plate of the pancakes. "Good morning, my little muffin!" Wizeman said. "Happy Birthday! I'd figured we can start this special day off with you having your favorite breakfast! Oh, how you used to constantly ask me to make this for you every morning when you were just a Night Terror."

He handed Reala the plate for him to ear. "Thank you, Father," The Nightmaren General said, accepting the plate.

"Oh, you're quite welcome!" Wizeman replied. "Since I'm here, I wish to tell you that…a special guest is coming to see you on your birthday! She even got you something as well! Just thought I'd let you know in case you see someone that you and NiGHTS may or may not recognize."

"Understood, Father." Reala took a bite out of his pancakes. He couldn't help but wonder who this guest was. But if he had to take a wild guess, it was most likely a Visitor that NiGHTS hangs out with.

"Once you're done eating and you get dressed, you can decide on what to do first," Wizeman said. "Open presents, have cake, or enjoy the party."

"A-Are you serious, Father?" Reala asked. He had rarely received privileges from Wizeman before the hiccups affected him. Amd his birthday was no exception.

"Of course! After all, I did say that what my little muffin wants, he gets. Anyways, I'll meet you where the others are." Wizeman then left Reala to finish his breakfast in his domain.

"Father, I wish to open—," Reala stopped when he saw her. Aria. She was seen holding a small gift box.

"Oh, hi," Aria shyly said to Reala. "Wizeman sent me an invitation to your party. So I got you a present. It did cost me a pretty penny. But it was worth it." She handed Reala the small gift box.

"I shall see what is in here." Reala took the present and opened it up. His eyes widened when he saw what was inside.

Inside was a golden star-shaped brooch that was adorned with genuine rubies. "Wow, this is rather elegant," Reala complimented. "It will go well with any outfit that I wear."

"Want to try it on?" Aria asked.

Reala took the brooch and placed it on his outfit. "It suits me really well." He admired it secretly. "I will take care of it."

"Ah, Reala!" Wizeman said. "I'm guessing that you wish to open presents! Everyone! Please gather around so we can see my son open up his gifts!"

"Guess we should start watching you open up your presents," Aria said. Reala nodded as he watched Aria head over to where the pile of presents were.

"You like Aria, don't you?" NiGHTS asked with their usual playful smile.

This caused Reala to blush and turn away. "I don't know what you're talking about."

"Don't lie, Reala," NiGHTS chided. "I've seen the way you look at her. You've never looked at Visitors that way before. Plus, let's not forget the time that you gave up on trying to fight me, Balan, and Lance after she stopped you."

Reala glared at NiGHTS, turning red. But he turned away from them. He did not want to give his sibling the satisfaction that they were right. But right now, he had other things to focus on. And that was celebrating his birthday and being secretly happy that Aria was here.

There would be a day that he would have to tell Aria how he felt. Little did he know that he would do so…

…Not in the way that he thought it would be…

Aria belongs to me.

[ajdrawshq]

ztd crossover with kh but it's just Carlos meeting Terra, Diana meeting Aqua and Sean meeting Ven. Cursed or blessed concept. Go

HM. WELL. i immediately leaned toward cursed bc like (gestures vaguely at ztd) but that feels mean so im gonna try putting some thought into this

Carlos and Terra :] very good pair for the most part i think. just 2 big older bros doing what they do to try to help people.. but it all goes to shit kupo. i can see them getting along pretty well, both due to their personal experiences and bc of who they are in general. also now that i think abt it its kinda funny that both of them happen to be plagued by visions but only Carlos' have an actual explanation?? Terra morphogenetic field moment?? even funnier is that both of them have the same "welp. anyway" reaction to it like yeah this just happens sometimes 👍 kind of unfortunate Terra couldnt use his to prevent bad things from happening too but oh well. its not like hopping timelines is that easy in his universe anyway. Terra still gets bonus points on an individual level bc while there was very little he couldve done differently there Are things Carlos couldve just uh. not done. yknow. things that i think Terra would kick his ass over tbh

Diana and Aqua.... oof. on god we're gonna get u girls some therapy. they were both so severely fucked over by like. literally everything from ingame events to the narrative itself. trapped in two different but absolute hellholes of sitautions for Very Long Amounts of Time and only called upon as a pawn in a game that both defines and ruins their lives and their entire world, and they barely even know it. and the only people they get to talk to at some point in their respective hells are Sigma and Micheal Mouse (and Terra sort of).. yea i think id lose it too tbh. its interesting that Diana was a 100% crucial part of why ztd happened while Aqua's role in Xehanorts plan wasnt really until ddd/kh3 unless u count him planning the whole end of bbs.. before that she was more of an outside force? not that taking her out wouldnt change anything ofc but her direct actions were more harmful to the overall plan than going according to it. i might need to play bbs again to confirm that more but uhh i forgot where i was going with this. i could see them getting along but i dont really remember enough about Diana as a person to know just how well they would? i guess itd at least be nice to have someone else who knows what their oddly specific and horrific situations are like, more or less

finally Sean n Ven.. Man. talk abt kids who cant catch a break for their entire lives no matter how outragously short OR long. they both just have a Lot going on and play some of the most major roles in their respective stories and god knows they didnt ask for any of it!! tho weirdly enough i dont feel much for Sean considering how he fits into the kinda characters i usually get attached to. but maybe thats just bc it was ztd. anyway !! out of the 3 duos here i think these two are most likely to become actual friends. from the memory fuckery to having a greater role in everything than they couldve imagined (both of them essentially being a key at some point..) to even just. having a very limited world in some way. and not having full control over their bodies. and several other major things im probably forgetting they both have. lots and lots and lots of things. they are friends to me

and just some general other thoughts - while im. not entirely sure how to feel abt what ztd does with the morphogenetic field i can at least appreciate the weird memory stuff that comes with body hopping and the possibilities that has when tied to all the other weird memory stuff that already happens in kh for similar or different reasons. like the way ztd (and vlr to some extent) went about it didnt quite hit the way i wanted it to but the concept is cool to me? itd be fun to play around with it in the context of kh i think. or vice versa. altho maybe introducing multiple timelines to the kh universe isnt the best idea.. hm. much to think about

but yeah!!!! overall verdict: mostly blessed with some underlying hints of cursed. like a weird aftertaste

[mstormcloud]

WELP! It took a bit and I didn't even finish all of them but here's some of the requests I got!! I prob wont finish the ones I didn't do (sorry) but if anyone has other ships I'm still open to making more silly fankid designs!! Also just an fyi I will prob use these designs as possible friends/background characters in my own fankids au they just won't be fankids anymore they will just be friends haha. So if they appear somewhere in the future that'd be why lol

ANYWAY first up!! @oddogoblino asked for sonally so here they are!

I don't actually know which one is Manik and which one is Sonya lol so ig that's up to you (also I thought Sonya was spelled with a y but I just looked it up and it spelled with an I which makes me wonder why Manik is spelled with a K?? like ik the names are underground references but why is Manik's name spelled differently and Sonia's isn't??? Whatever. There are certainly weirder things in Sonic Archie)

Next up!! @sky2kxxx asked for Sonjet, Knuxadow, sonkuxadow, shadspio, and Knuxilver. I havn't done Knuxadow or sonknuxadow and tbh idk if I will BUT hey maybe one day idea will strike and I will draw them and if so I will let u know but here's the rest!!

Here's the Sonjet kids Voretex! She's just an asshole. Straight up a bastard. She does do Extreme Gear races but to both of her parent's dismay she doesn't use a board but rather those Extreme Gear shoes Tangle uses in issue #69 of IDW.

Knuxilver fankid!! Current name is Strawberry but honestly that may change. She's a forager! Lives on Angel Island and forages mushrooms and other flora - the idea was that she's a treasure hunter like Knuckles but of specifically nature! Which is important to both Silver and Knuckles' characters since both care a lot about protecting/preserving nature! She also has a chao since Silver and Knuckles both have connections to them !

Lastly - Shadspio! Tbh I didn't have much more ideas here I just really wanted to make a super cool looking guy in a plaid red skirt and yup

Hope you guys like them!!

I kinda wanna just make fankids just for like…character design fun! Plz send sonic ships and I’ll make fankids for them!! (I will ofc have the right to not make one if I don’t like the ship but ykno) Idk when I’ll get them done by but yeah I just wanna have a silly time making some designs….smile (none of these will exist in my sonic fankid au they will just be fun and yeah)

[croissantbae]

2/9/23

1. Today I went to my moms house bc I forgot my laptop there from yday and I just hung out w Shiloh Jimmy and christine. Shiloh is seriously such a cutie. She’s still such a baby too. In comparison to Dani and naya she feels so tiny. I eat so much junk when I’m at their place bc they have snacks eveywhereeeeeeeeeeeee. I’ve also noticed I have such a voracious need to snack. My period isn’t due for another 2 weeks but I’m going to blame it on some pms and some of my body just trying to get back to my normal weight after losing a few pounds from the tooth stuff. Why body why. Why can’t I just be skinny.

Shiloh and christine were watching the bts concert when I went downstairs hahah. Shiloh loves bts. She’ll stand up at the good parts and dance. It was so interesting watching their concert through. It just feels like one of those things where if youre not there it just feels kind of weird and you see it for what it is: a few people just walking around and emitting sounds on a stage.

2. When I picked up dani they said she fell when she was running to the sand pit in the playground. 😭. It was so sad seeing her. Her chin is a little scratched up and she has a swollen upper lip. My poor baby. I bet she cried so much. But at the end of the day when i picked her up she at least seemed happy and normal. Also I was talking to a mom bc her son was having a birthday party and I lost the card so I asked her for the deets. And she said oh whose your kid? When j told her it was nay she lit up and said oh Peter talks about nayA and how he likes to play w her. I said oh that’s good to know bc nay never tells me anything.

Then later on our drive home, unprompted, naya said Peter was chasing me today. I don’t like that! Me: why? Maybe he just wanted to have fun and play tag.

Naya: I don’t like it. What if he pinches me.

I was like welp. So much for Peter.

Then I made the kids listen to one of my favorite classical songs lately and naya was hemming and hawing all throughout. I said naya why don’t u like it? Just listen and feel. What do you feel? I look back and she seems upset so i said do u feel sad? And she said yeah! Finally when it was over she said don’t play that ever again. It was boring. And it made me feel sad. She reiterated a few times and made me agree never to play it again lol. It’s seriously a beautiful song. I get why it would make her feel sad though. It has clear tragedy written all over it.

3. since I haven’t set a daily word goal I feel like I’m writing at a snail pace.

This is me. I will write a sentence and then go la do da. Then an hour later I’ll write another sentence. I have to get a move on it. My goal is to go to the writers retreat in Sedona when Jason’s all better (hopefully during summer??) and at that point have the full full draft done so that at Sedona I’m refining / fine tuning + sending queries to literary agents.